1 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:23,406 It's not true, despite culture claiming otherwise, 2 00:00:23,496 --> 00:00:27,027 that the only purpose of sex is procreation. 3 00:00:27,113 --> 00:00:30,118 It also serves to give pleasure. 4 00:00:30,207 --> 00:00:32,972 And nature, which is wiser than culture, 5 00:00:33,060 --> 00:00:35,951 in order to encourage people to procreate, 6 00:00:36,033 --> 00:00:39,645 linked this doubt to sexual pleasure. 7 00:00:39,730 --> 00:00:46,154 Without it, it is practically impossible fulfill the first. 8 00:00:56,286 --> 00:01:01,098 BRASS RED PRESENTS 9 00:01:01,189 --> 00:01:06,160 The Ladybird (The Ladybug) 10 00:01:44,627 --> 00:01:47,999 - The towel is in blue, do you remember? 11 00:01:50,333 --> 00:01:52,574 - Yes, yes, thank you! 12 00:02:14,605 --> 00:02:18,501 - Spend your time as if was at home. 13 00:02:18,583 --> 00:02:20,662 - If you need anything, Just call me. 14 00:02:20,753 --> 00:02:22,638 - OK thanks. 15 00:02:27,142 --> 00:02:28,787 - I just thought about that. 16 00:02:28,870 --> 00:02:33,327 - I should have left some magazines exciting in the bathroom. 17 00:02:34,415 --> 00:02:38,747 - Well, maybe I'll find one... let's see. 18 00:02:39,599 --> 00:02:44,696 - What do I have here... Bella, Tutto Uncinetto, is not good. 19 00:02:44,783 --> 00:02:50,086 - How about this, ''Io Vorrei Essere L�'' by Giandomenico Curi. No. 20 00:02:50,810 --> 00:02:55,062 - Mani Di Fata... Well, maybe Friend. 21 00:02:56,677 --> 00:03:00,688 - Will a magazine like Amiga help? 22 00:03:02,022 --> 00:03:03,987 - Friend? What is this? 23 00:03:05,076 --> 00:03:07,601 - No, thank you. 24 00:03:14,077 --> 00:03:19,094 - It's natural. What can he do with a magazine like that? 25 00:03:19,180 --> 00:03:24,071 - Although it contains some advertisements of women in underwear. 26 00:03:24,163 --> 00:03:26,128 - Let's take a look. 27 00:03:41,482 --> 00:03:43,768 - I can't do it like this. 28 00:03:47,349 --> 00:03:49,589 - I can't do it like this. 29 00:03:57,917 --> 00:04:01,003 - Well, is there anything else? What can I do? 30 00:04:01,092 --> 00:04:06,064 - I don't know. - Sorry for asking a stupid thing. 31 00:04:07,963 --> 00:04:10,043 - Can I? - Please. 32 00:04:18,773 --> 00:04:20,612 - They made it gray. 33 00:04:20,702 --> 00:04:23,067 - But why? Tell me. 34 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:26,965 - I'd like to know. 35 00:04:29,221 --> 00:04:32,112 - See, madam... - Call me Livia. 36 00:04:32,194 --> 00:04:35,566 - Well, Livia, see, I'm a painter. 37 00:04:36,534 --> 00:04:39,380 - I'm not famous. I'm getting close. 38 00:04:39,468 --> 00:04:42,793 - But for me, colors are everything. The colors are life. 39 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:46,575 - I live for colors. Every situation has its own color. 40 00:04:46,660 --> 00:04:50,591 - Gray makes me depressed. That's it. 41 00:04:50,679 --> 00:04:52,278 - Pardon me. 42 00:04:52,367 --> 00:04:57,384 - Who said that a collector of sperm should not have color? 43 00:04:57,470 --> 00:05:01,116 - Why couldn't they be red, pink, purple? 44 00:05:01,207 --> 00:05:03,573 - Purple would be perfect. 45 00:05:03,658 --> 00:05:05,704 - You might be right. 46 00:05:05,788 --> 00:05:09,434 - The shape could be different. - Sorry? 47 00:05:09,525 --> 00:05:14,576 - Well, because of its use, It could be a little more shaped... 48 00:05:14,669 --> 00:05:18,966 - Let's not exaggerate. - No, I say something more appropriate. 49 00:05:19,049 --> 00:05:23,585 - Let's look, he looks with a trash can. 50 00:05:23,670 --> 00:05:29,693 - In miniature. Sorry, it was bullshit what I said. I didn't mean that. 51 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:38,046 - Look, your husband hasn't arrived yet. 52 00:05:39,181 --> 00:05:41,912 - I'll give you another chance. 53 00:05:45,490 --> 00:05:47,935 - It's impossible. 54 00:05:49,388 --> 00:05:54,164 - I was happy to accept the invitation from your husband to visit him, 55 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:56,376 to talk, take a drink together. 56 00:05:56,460 --> 00:06:02,437 - But I had no idea that I would You have to do this "thing" here, in your home. 57 00:06:04,577 --> 00:06:06,542 - What if you paint it? - Paint what? 58 00:06:06,626 --> 00:06:10,158 - Well, that's it, of course. - Paint the container? 59 00:06:10,243 --> 00:06:12,722 - I could help you. - Come on, 60 00:06:12,815 --> 00:06:15,546 You said that everything has its color. 61 00:06:15,628 --> 00:06:18,553 - I was referring to paintings, no to small bins. 62 00:06:18,641 --> 00:06:22,367 - You said gray makes you feel down. - I was speaking figuratively. 63 00:06:22,459 --> 00:06:27,716 - Imagine if I painted this thing Hoping that somehow... maybe... 64 00:06:27,803 --> 00:06:29,369 - I feel stupid. 65 00:06:29,451 --> 00:06:33,062 - Come, paint. Do it for fun. 66 00:06:33,148 --> 00:06:37,960 - I must have a paint box, I bought it for my niece, but she left it here. 67 00:06:38,050 --> 00:06:40,416 - I don't think it's the painting. 68 00:06:42,109 --> 00:06:44,428 - Here, it's new. 69 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:50,337 - Now express yourself, choose a color - red, pink, purple, polka dots. 70 00:06:50,427 --> 00:06:53,798 - Do you like green? - Yes, but you're the only one who has to... 71 00:06:53,883 --> 00:06:55,803 - Bright green is perfect. 72 00:06:55,892 --> 00:06:59,057 - Why don't you draw a beautiful one green landscape? 73 00:06:59,147 --> 00:07:01,672 - Why don't I add Santa Claus too? - Hey! 74 00:07:01,759 --> 00:07:04,684 - I was joking. But why not If you like it? 75 00:07:04,773 --> 00:07:09,104 - Draw a ladybug, or maybe two! 76 00:07:09,193 --> 00:07:11,398 - Ladybugs? - They are aphrodisiacs. 77 00:07:11,483 --> 00:07:12,808 - Ladybugs? - Yes. 78 00:07:12,890 --> 00:07:16,947 - I didn't know that... I read it somewhere, I don't remember now. 79 00:07:17,029 --> 00:07:21,120 - They must have done some experiments, some tests. 80 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,893 - Here! - You don't like green? 81 00:07:23,980 --> 00:07:27,272 - I don't like the idea. - I offended... 82 00:07:27,356 --> 00:07:30,521 - Well, yes. - You think ladybugs can turn me on? 83 00:07:30,611 --> 00:07:33,217 - Why not? - I'm sorry, 84 00:07:33,303 --> 00:07:37,074 but I never imagined in the bathroom looking at ladybugs. 85 00:07:37,161 --> 00:07:39,972 - My husband went to get one Cuba Libre and disappeared! 86 00:07:40,054 --> 00:07:42,945 - I've done enough. - I don't understand anything anymore. 87 00:07:43,028 --> 00:07:45,553 - I don't need Cuba Libre not even ladybugs! 88 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:48,246 - Then tell me what you want! 89 00:07:48,332 --> 00:07:52,630 - I don't know, a certain environment, a certain type of music. 90 00:08:12,161 --> 00:08:14,892 - I wasn't waiting need to use this. 91 00:08:13,874 --> 00:08:17,005 - Will it work? - It has always worked. 92 00:08:17,089 --> 00:08:19,214 - Do you want me to put the sound in the bathroom? 93 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:21,378 - No, just turn up the volume. 94 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,645 - Can I start the music? 95 00:09:10,734 --> 00:09:12,699 - One moment! 96 00:09:15,516 --> 00:09:17,916 - OK, call! 97 00:09:21,905 --> 00:09:24,305 - B! Side B! 98 00:09:24,879 --> 00:09:27,451 - Side B. Oh, no! 99 00:09:34,523 --> 00:09:36,843 GYPSY WOMEN 100 00:10:27,207 --> 00:10:29,172 - Does it work? 101 00:10:33,797 --> 00:10:35,762 - Does it work? 102 00:10:36,449 --> 00:10:39,100 - Are you getting somewhere? 103 00:10:41,874 --> 00:10:45,566 -If you help me, instead of asking questions! 104 00:10:45,651 --> 00:10:48,462 - Do you want me to turn the volume up? 105 00:10:48,545 --> 00:10:52,636 - Why don't you try dancing like Kim Basinger? 106 00:10:53,567 --> 00:10:56,299 - Well then I have to stay in the kitchen. 107 00:10:56,380 --> 00:10:59,146 - No, it's great where you are! 108 00:10:59,233 --> 00:11:01,519 - I'll be watching through the keyhole. 109 00:11:46,048 --> 00:11:48,048 - How are you doing? 110 00:12:06,099 --> 00:12:08,259 - Oh, my husband. 111 00:12:14,136 --> 00:12:16,868 - Sorry to interrupt your party, miss. 112 00:12:16,949 --> 00:12:20,960 - We want to leave you with a our publication, "The Tower of Jesus". 113 00:12:21,048 --> 00:12:23,013 - We are Jehovah's Witnesses. 114 00:12:23,097 --> 00:12:26,903 - Sorry, but I'm busy and I can't waste my time. 115 00:12:28,201 --> 00:12:30,441 - We'll be back when you're ready less busy. 116 00:12:30,531 --> 00:12:34,508 - She seemed a little excited. Let's go down there. 117 00:12:42,546 --> 00:12:45,232 - So, is everything ok? 118 00:12:45,319 --> 00:12:48,531 - Did you make it? White smoke sign? 119 00:12:49,056 --> 00:12:50,461 No. 120 00:12:51,306 --> 00:12:53,672 - Then I should turn off the music. 121 00:12:55,727 --> 00:12:58,092 - Yes, I think so too. 122 00:13:08,023 --> 00:13:11,554 - And now, what are we going to do? - When I draw... 123 00:13:11,639 --> 00:13:13,719 - What happens? 124 00:13:13,809 --> 00:13:18,826 - I get excited. It's a different kind of excitement, an artistic excitement. 125 00:13:18,913 --> 00:13:22,124 - Why didn't you tell me before? Come on, draw! 126 00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:24,687 - It was just an example. - Well, if it works... 127 00:13:24,780 --> 00:13:27,511 - I don't... - Let's not waste time. You never know. 128 00:13:27,592 --> 00:13:31,124 - I can't guarantee anything. I'm not a sperm expert... 129 00:13:31,209 --> 00:13:34,855 - This is obvious, otherwise you won't I would need all of this to help. 130 00:13:34,946 --> 00:13:38,957 - I don't need help. I usually have big... 131 00:13:48,207 --> 00:13:52,584 I understand perfectly. I told my husband that wasn't a good idea. 132 00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:56,644 - It's not that easy to let go in front of a stranger. 133 00:13:56,726 --> 00:14:01,183 - And to be honest, to donate my sperm personally, 134 00:14:01,267 --> 00:14:03,312 Well, it's a little embarrassing... 135 00:14:03,396 --> 00:14:05,876 even if I seem relaxed. 136 00:14:44,062 --> 00:14:48,280 - I'm almost there. - I don't want to force things, 137 00:14:48,362 --> 00:14:50,488 But I think I'll make it. 138 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:56,075 - The collector! - Thanks. 139 00:14:56,158 --> 00:14:58,637 - Good luck. - Thanks! 140 00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:14,756 So? Is it the sign of white smoke? 141 00:15:18,741 --> 00:15:20,706 No, black. 142 00:15:34,413 --> 00:15:37,978 I can't believe it. There must be a way! 143 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:42,801 - I don't know how to do anything else. - There must be a way to make it... 144 00:15:42,892 --> 00:15:45,623 to place in the collector. 145 00:15:47,232 --> 00:15:50,203 -Veronique. - Is that your girlfriend? 146 00:15:50,286 --> 00:15:52,891 - No, but she could make this happen. 147 00:15:52,978 --> 00:15:54,978 - Sorry, I don't understand. 148 00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:58,233 - She's a 166. - A 166. 149 00:15:58,322 --> 00:16:03,214 - You mean a sex-phone. Brilliant idea! Why didn't you speak before? Call her! 150 00:16:03,305 --> 00:16:05,750 - I can't. She doesn't start before midnight. 151 00:16:08,529 --> 00:16:11,101 - What if I play her role? 152 00:16:12,186 --> 00:16:15,397 - You? But do you know how to do it? 153 00:16:15,481 --> 00:16:19,573 - Well, I learned a trick or two on television. Here. 154 00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:23,871 Follow me. 155 00:16:42,726 --> 00:16:46,051 Al�, what's your name? 156 00:16:46,141 --> 00:16:48,346 - My name is Ilario. 157 00:16:48,432 --> 00:16:53,369 - How much time I wasted without meeting you! - Where are you? 158 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,941 - I can't tell you. 159 00:16:57,915 --> 00:17:00,647 - Are you ready for another wild night? 160 00:17:03,702 --> 00:17:06,021 - Are you holding it? 161 00:17:08,604 --> 00:17:13,176 Let me guide you. I take care of everything. You simply relax. 162 00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:15,391 - I will do everything. 163 00:17:15,475 --> 00:17:20,207 - Close your eyes. Relax. Just think about me. 164 00:17:20,297 --> 00:17:25,875 - I'm completely naked in bed. And I will make you float. 165 00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:35,765 - It's really a shame that you don't be here with me 166 00:17:35,849 --> 00:17:41,586 - I'm wearing a pair of socks that you would really like. 167 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:45,926 - Let me hear your voice, come on. 168 00:17:46,015 --> 00:17:49,066 - Come on, naughty boy, Are you touching yourself? 169 00:17:49,150 --> 00:17:51,960 - I know you are. 170 00:17:52,043 --> 00:17:55,529 - Tell me where you are. Where are you? 171 00:18:03,535 --> 00:18:04,895 - I am here. 172 00:18:07,996 --> 00:18:10,122 - Good? 173 00:18:10,206 --> 00:18:12,171 - I can't do it. 174 00:18:51,435 --> 00:18:53,400 - It doesn't matter. 175 00:18:53,484 --> 00:18:56,456 - I told my husband that wouldn't work. 176 00:19:05,258 --> 00:19:07,498 - Maybe it's my fault too. 177 00:19:09,638 --> 00:19:11,878 No, it's not your fault. 178 00:19:41,624 --> 00:19:45,396 - So much happened today. It's been hell. 179 00:19:46,125 --> 00:19:51,176 - It's like having a switch that turns on and off, 180 00:19:51,268 --> 00:19:54,319 on and off. 181 00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:57,009 - I hope it doesn't work a short circuit! 182 00:19:58,903 --> 00:20:00,709 - Here we go again. 183 00:20:01,797 --> 00:20:03,762 - I'm calling. 184 00:20:03,846 --> 00:20:05,926 - I don't know what to do. 185 00:20:07,543 --> 00:20:10,309 I'm scared. Help me. 186 00:20:13,530 --> 00:20:16,102 Do it there, in the armchair. 187 00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:18,788 - How? - You said the bathroom depresses you. 188 00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:23,492 - I can't do it in front of you. - I won't look. Just go for it. 189 00:20:30,448 --> 00:20:33,853 You're crazy and I'm even crazier. 190 00:20:33,944 --> 00:20:36,104 Don't lose concentration. 191 00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:38,033 I'm not! 192 00:20:39,127 --> 00:20:41,938 - I can't do it. I can't. - Let me do it. 193 00:20:42,021 --> 00:20:44,021 - What are you doing? - War is war. 194 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:48,442 - What if your husband comes back? - He's in Cuba. It's a matter of principle. 195 00:20:48,531 --> 00:20:51,581 - Can I get the collector? - Please. 196 00:20:51,665 --> 00:20:53,825 - Was it so difficult? 197 00:20:56,487 --> 00:20:58,532 - He fell. - I can see it. 198 00:20:58,617 --> 00:21:01,428 - Follow me. - Do you think it's a switch? 199 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:04,435 - Just follow me. Don't lose concentration. 200 00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:07,255 - I'm not. - Yes, you are, I can tell. 201 00:21:07,337 --> 00:21:10,708 - I can't open it. I need my strength down there. 202 00:21:12,159 --> 00:21:15,564 - Here we are. - Yes, but here you are not ready. 203 00:21:16,941 --> 00:21:19,512 - What are you doing? - I'm helping myself. 204 00:21:19,593 --> 00:21:22,724 - You hold the collector. - Okay. 205 00:21:23,812 --> 00:21:26,052 - He fell again. - I can see it. 206 00:21:26,143 --> 00:21:28,874 - Are you going to get him? - Yes. Excuse me. 207 00:21:28,956 --> 00:21:32,087 Here we are. Careful. Now! 208 00:21:32,170 --> 00:21:32,570 Let's go. We're almost there. 209 00:21:34,300 --> 00:21:37,625 - Yes, I can feel it. - Come on, come on!